Cry for Help: Nerd Recites All Original Star Trek Episode Titles from Memory
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Yep. This guy set a world record for naming all 79 episodes of the original Star Trek TV series in broadcast order* in 1 minute, 38.9 seconds.
Which, coincidentally, is the world record for the amount of time it has taken one man to guarantee a lifetime of cold, penis-atrophying celibacy.**
Via SciFi Wire, who knows how [...]
Snow-Blowers Are for Wussies: Snow-Melting Fire-Breathing Dragon [Video]
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Nick and Anna B. of Bel Air, Maryland, don’t screw around when it comes to battling the Snowpocalypse. Nick, an engineer, handmade everything on this fire-breathing dragon, “including his fiery red eyes and his ferocious roaring.”
It’s not often a geek can out-badass the neighborhood’s Johnny Power Tool, so cheers to Nick.
Via Gizmodo, who knows [...]
MY HERO: Alan Tudyk In a Twilight Is Gay T-Shirt
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Have you already claimed the fantastically-talented, -entertaining, and -versatile actor Alan Tudyk–star of Joss Whedon vehicles like Serenity, Firefly, and Dollhouse–as your personal hero?
Well, pat yourself on the back. Thanks to this picture, you can be all, “I totally knew Alan Tudyk was awesome, even before he wore that ‘Twilight Is Gay’ t-shirt. In your [...]
Oy, Vey: Star Trek-Themed Family Photo [Cosplay]
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010This entire family (willingly?) dressed up in Star Trek costumes for a family portrait.
Which is certainly one way to guarantee your kids won’t get to experiment with pre-marital sex. No unwanted teen pregnancies in this household!
Via the frequently-glorious Awkward Family Photos, who would never send one of their kids on an “away” mission in a [...]
Hope for Mankind: Most Grateful Kid Ever Gets an Xbox 360
Sunday, December 27th, 2009I have bemoaned many-a-time the horrific extent to which parents spoil their small children with outrageous gifts and birthday cakes. For one, none of these kids have been alive long enough to have done anything to deserve a $500 cake. (Cure a communicable disease and we’ll talk about a pizza party, kid. Maybe.)
And two, what [...]
Sopor-Terrific: Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bed
Sunday, December 13th, 2009Kayla Kromer’s custom-made Millennium Falcon bed comes complete with a “smuggler’s” pouch, headlamps, and space in the cockpit for action figures/stuffed animals/warp drive controls. But no space chess in the cargo hold.
Which I would harp on, but I have a soft spot for Hoth Leia. She and her bundled layers leave everything to the imagination. [...]

