Does This Mean Germans Are Devil-Worshippers?: Satanic Hasselhoff Tattoo
Friday, November 5th, 2010I know I said I wouldn’t post any more Halloween content this week. But I never said I wouldn’t post anything that wouldn’t haunt your dreams. Via Ugliest Tattoos, who’s heard that–coincidentally–Satan’s breath smells like hamburgers and German beer. Find Hasselhoff Knight Rider posters on Ebay
Don’t Believe Everything You Read: Video Game Vitals Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010Yeah, you can’t see his “Learning Impairment” stats meter because it wouldn’t fit across his chest. It’s running down his leg, along with the catheter he uses to avoid leaving the couch during long sessions of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Via Ugliest Tattoos, who was kind enough to claim this unattributed photo for our [...]
The Un-Sexy-Fier: Twilight Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, October 11th, 2010Sorry, lady, your horrific Twilight tattoo doesn’t rank among the top twelve awful Twilight tattoos. But not for lack of trying. Obviously. As Jessica points out in the comments, this lady is the same one featured as #1 on the list of twelve awful Twilight tattoos. But now we have this more-recent photo to reveal the extensive [...]
Sloppy, Much?: Star Wars Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Thursday, October 7th, 2010Ok, so this Star Wars tattoo isn’t a complete mess. I mean, Luke Skywalker looks distinctly more like Dorothy Hamill than Mark Hamill, but otherwise… um, lovely. Ish. Via Ugliest Tattoos, whose efforts at source attribution aren’t so much sloppy as they are nonexistent. Find vintage Star Wars playsets on Ebay
Super, Super* Idea: Duck Hunt Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Tuesday, September 28th, 2010Remember also those misfires, missed shots, and premature blasts in Duck Hunt? And then getting laughed at for your general ineptitude? Well, I’m sure that this questionably-placed Duck Hunt won’t ever serve as bitter, bitter analogy for any of this lady’s future sexual partners, who with almost 100% certainty will not suffer any sort of inadequacies or dysfunctions in [...]
Your Logic Ain’t S**t: Spock Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Tuesday, September 21st, 2010Finally, Spock and I can agree on something. Here’s Ashley on her tattoo: Whenever I pull my pants down to pee, I see this great work of art. That’s funny, because whenever I think of excrement, I think of Star Trek. Find Spock costumes and accessories on Ebay
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