This Is Your Fault, Star Trek!: Klingon Rap Music Video
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010Wow. Trekkies continue to insist upon turning the nerd dial to 11. In this case, we’ve got a German dude dressed up in a Klingon mask while performing a fully-formed, grammatical-correct Klingon rap to the tune of Eminem’s classic “Without Me.” And because every German/Klingon rapper/rocker needs a stage name, he’s dubbed himself “Klenginem.”* (GET IT?) So check [...]
More Bad News, Trekkies: Worf Is a Klingon Punching Bag
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010Here’s seven minutes of Worf getting his ass kicked. Who’s your Klingon hero now, Star Trek nerds? I believe the Vulcan word for this is “pansy”. Via Topless Robot, who is furiously shaking his head while flipping through his prized Vulcan-English Dictionary. Find Klingon costumes on Ebay
Look Forward to More of This: Terrible Klingon Elvis Costume [Cosplay]
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010So, posting will be slow as I make my way down to San Diego for this year’s Comic-Con, which starts Wednesday night. Consider this the calm before the storm. And consider the “storm” to be an onslaught of imagery of nerds dressed in tragically-overtight spandex. Which… is entertainment at its finest. (Check out my coverage [...]
The Hell?: Shouting Klingon Really Likes to Shout at You
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010Just like most things to come out of the pre-2009 Star Trek universe, this video of a shouting, TNG-era Klingon who really, really wants your answer is completely inexplicable.* Except until the end, when he repeatedly wants to talk about “experience beesh.” Which clears things right up. Via Topless Robot, who makes inexplicable a (drunk, [...]
Temple of Luuurve: Star Trek Klingon Great Hall Wedding Cake [Geeky Cake]
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010To Sue and Mark, the claimants of this Klingon Great Hall Wedding Cake from A Better Cheesecake bakery, I say: May you love violently for many war-torn years to come. Photo Credit: klinqueen on Flickr Which I’m pretty sure is about the nicest thing you can say in “Klingon” to Star Trek nerds. Via Retroist, [...]
Really?: A Very Klingon Christmas Carol Video
Friday, December 25th, 2009How was your Christmas Day? A Very Klingon Christmas Carol Video As long as it didn’t look like this, consider it a keeper. Forward to 1:57 for the real horror and embarrassment to begin. Find Klingon costumes on Ebay Enjoy this post? Subscribe to Great White Snark by email or by RSS.
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