Sure, That Seems Necessary: Samurai Sword Handle Toothpick Holder
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010Listen, I’m not averse to incorporating a little extra swordplay into my daily routine*, but these fancy Samurai Sword Toothpick Holders for run for $83. Because apparently the rate of inflation on insanity has been growing steadily in spite of the global downturn. Via That’s Nerdalicious, who’s depressed he can’t afford as much insanity as [...]
But Can He Shoot Straight?: Storm Shadow Trooper G.I. Joe Figure
Tuesday, October 26th, 2010So, we had to suffer through a Mickey Mouse Transformer to get a Storm Shadow ninja Stormtrooper? I think that’s basically how karma works, right? Via toycutter, who recognizes GWS as the authoritative voice on the best-guess definitions of words like “karma”. Find custom G.I. Joe figures on Ebay
Weren’t Cookies Already Pretty Exciting?: Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Thursday, August 26th, 2010Between these Ninjabread Men cookie cutters and the Star Wars sandwich cutters, you’ll never have to worry about your children being under-stimulated while eating, ever again. Because this was something you were worried about. The lack of stimulation of your children. For lack of electronics and after-school activities and such. Via bb-blog, who appreciates my lazy sarcasm [...]
I Know Where This Is Going: Ninjas vs. Luchadores Cake [Geeky Cake]
Friday, August 13th, 2010Audrey K.’s cake on Threadcakes based on the Ninjas vs. Luchadores t-shirt reminds us of one of life’s ageless maxims: Nothing beats a ninja, but it sure is fun to watch somebody try. Oh, and P.S.: humiliating defeat tastes like chocolate with vanilla buttercream frosting and fondant. Find vintage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys on [...]
I Once* Dreamt This: Charlize Theron vs. Ninjas – The Music Video
Thursday, July 8th, 2010So Brandon Flowers, the (former?) frontman for The Killers, has released the music video for his first single as a solo artist. Preview: the song is either insulting or innocuous in its blandness, depending on your mood. But no one is ever going to be like, “Hey, have you seen the new music video from [...]
Elusive: Ninja Cake [Geeky Cake of the Week]
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008I know what you’re thinking, and I’m thinking it, too: Is Heroes producer Tim Kring a Cold War-era Communist trying to subvert the American way of life with hanging plot threads, lazy characterization, and destruction of all that is good and logical? Oh, and also: Sweet ninja cake. Is it filled with chocolate shurikens? I’d [...]
