Musky Like A Space Slug: Slave Leia Perfume
Friday, August 20th, 2010So here’s the $39.99 Slave Leia perfume that materialized as a Star Wars Celebration V “exclusive” this month.
I use the quotes around “exclusive” because, for one, I’m literally quoting the LucasFilm propaganda, and two, the term “exclusive” is used very loosely. As in, “it’s exclusive insofar as you can very much buy it online while not [...]
Oh, Nerd-Love: His and Hers Han and Leia Tattoos [Geeky Tattoos]
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010Someday, I, too, hope I can find someone with whom I can share love and a careless disregard for being taken seriously in most professional settings.
No. Really.*
Via Geeky Tattoos:
Caryn ( @carynashton) sent in the tattoos that she and her husband Jeff ( @otherjeff) got for their 10 year anniversary. Rather than go the cheesy route with hearts and [...]
Wait, WHAT?: Han Solo Learns the Truth about Luke and Leia
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010I posted this video–inartfully titled “Incestual Undertones in Star Wars” on YouTube–to my Twitter account earlier today, but there’s no reason you social media neophytes/phobics shouldn’t enjoy the guffaw-out-loud moment starting at 0:41.
Oh, Han. Run. Run away.
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Thanks, 1970s Japan!: Insane Star Wars-Themed Commercial for Sea Chicken [Video]
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Answer: Chewbacca jumping and yelping like someone just gave him a hearty Wookiee-neutering. Horrible doppelgangers of Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess Leia. “Sea chicken,” a screeching mantra that will haunt your ears like nothing else since “RED RUM.” The geisha-like version of C-3PO that you never imagined could be more effeminate than the original. [...]
So Wrong: Vader. Dude. That’s Your *Daughter*, Man.
Sunday, January 24th, 2010What a horrible, horrible* use of Photoshop. I feel dirty** just looking at it.
Via some nutty Russian LiveJournal page that’s so NSFW I’d risk contaminating my typing fingers just by linking to it.
* I.e., horribly hilarious.
** I.e., guiltily gleeful.
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Artist Introduces My Little Pony to Star Wars – Kooky Star Wars Tribute
Friday, September 26th, 2008To me, the true measure of an artist is 1) the blueness of her hair and 2) her ability to transform something completely lame like a G1 My Little Pony into a piece of awesome sci-fi pop culture kitsch using only acrylic paints and a handful of sculpting clay.
Which practically makes Mari Kasurinen (a.k.a. Spippo [...]
