Absolutely Timeless(ish): Sharktopus Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011I was totally going to get a sharktopus tattoo like this one, but I ran out of room on my arms after getting tattoos of Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex, the final scene from Step Up 3D, the oldest Jonas Brother, and several other terrible things that will have zero cultural significance eighteen months from now. [...]
Twitter Link Sampler – Week Ending October 9, 2010
Sunday, October 10th, 2010Follow the GWS Twitter profile or GWS Facebook Page. Because, otherwise… I’ll eat your baby. (Ha, ha. Just kidding. I’ll probably eat your baby, regardless.) I STILL HAVE YOUR BABY. http://bit.ly/a6LGIt This is how it’s done. (Thanks, Bollywood!) http://bit.ly/aTUPEN Poltergeist Preacher Totally Looks Like Mr. Burns http://bit.ly/9yOVyE Did you know ThinkGeek has a ticker to track how many millions of mgs [...]
Twitter Link Sampler – Week Ending September 25, 2010
Monday, September 27th, 2010Follow the GWS Twitter profile or GWS Facebook Page. It’s the only way to get any forewarning of my devouring your offspring. I HAVE YOUR BABY http://bit.ly/duqrdm Childhood obesity is no laughing matter. Except when it is. http://bit.ly/cUdMtU “He eats! He dumps!” http://bit.ly/9NuGnF BENDER! http://bit.ly/bGgMzo 1968 Mexican Batwoman TV show. All the camp of Batman, with all the bikinis of Mexican TV [...]
Do Not Taunt: Homemade Sharktopus Plush Toy
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010This hobbled-together, homemade Sharktopus toy enjoys approximately the same level of production values that went into SyFy’s Sharktopus made-for-TV movie. Yet it’s likely I’d appreciate and enjoy my time with the toy approximately 17 times as much. Via blastr, formerly Sci Fi Wire, who came in second place behind SyFy in the Lamest Re-Branding Effort Contest. [...]
A Special Thanksgiving Message from Great White Snark
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009This year, I’m giving thanks for two things: One: skydivers. There’s nothing more delectable than the taste of surprised disorientation with a chaser of shock and horror. (Surprise! I can fly.) Two: you, the GWS readers. If I met you in person, I’d probably thank the hell out of you. But you can’t really blame [...]
