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YouTubeGiveaway: South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season DVD!
Monday, February 23rd, 2009Yeah. So. That Max Payne giveaway a couple of weeks ago? I… I’d like to apologize for that. I finally watched the DVD this weekend, and… well. Let’s just say I’d rather have a rabid chimp re-arrange my face than run my eyes over that cinematic sandpaper again.
Please… let me make it up to you.
To [...]
The Top Five Celebrity Fights that Geeks Loved
Monday, September 15th, 2008In no way do I condone the use of violence.
Unless the violence is (a) hilarious or (b) entertaining. So, basically, unless the violence happens on reality television.
How else are those skanks on Rock of Love going to keep themselves busy between hooking up and getting krunk, am I right?
5) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog [...]
The Top Five Geek Celebrities You Can Not Believe Are Scientologists
Friday, August 22nd, 2008These are two things that I know:
First, it sucks when someone you count on lets you down. Like when the same dude who gives you gems like Lethal Weapon and The Road Warrior turns out to hate on Jews with the same passion with which he worships at the Temple of Boozehounds.
Yeah. I hate [...]
Giveaway: South Park Poker Set Plus Bonus Jimmy Figure!
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008You know how variety is the paprika sprinkled on the otherwise-mundane flavor of life?
Well, this week I’m mixing things up. In lieu of the usual DVD, I’m giving away a fantastic South Park Deluxe Poker Set.
But that’s not all! Lest you play a game of poker with a run-of-the-mill chip marker, I’m throwing [...]
Giveaway: South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season Uncensored on DVD!
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Last year, I went out with this one girl a couple of times whose former roommate, a porn starlet, dated one of the creators of South Park. I can’t remember whether it was Matt Stone or Trey Parker. Anyway, he apparently threw some epic, drug-fueled, massage / sex parties at his Hollywood mansion.
Yep, [...]
