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YouTubeCry for Help: Nerd Recites All Original Star Trek Episode Titles from Memory
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Yep. This guy set a world record for naming all 79 episodes of the original Star Trek TV series in broadcast order* in 1 minute, 38.9 seconds.
Which, coincidentally, is the world record for the amount of time it has taken one man to guarantee a lifetime of cold, penis-atrophying celibacy.**
Via SciFi Wire, who knows how [...]
Nerds Get Hungry, Too: Star Trek Borg Cupcakes [Geeky Cake]
Monday, February 22nd, 2010The friend of some dude on Reddit made these Borg cupcakes. The Borg implants were made from “rolled icing” and other features were crafted from marzipan.
Which is practically 2/17ths of a recipe. Don’t say I never gave you anything.
So, the one at the bottom, that’s Locutus. The one up and to the left from him [...]
Icky: Star Trek: The Next Generation Sexual Innuendo Montage (SFW)
Friday, February 5th, 2010Welcome to ten minutes of sexual innuendo, euphemisms, and behavior culled from Star Trek: The Next Generation. It generally follows a hilarious/disturbing path of courtship, appraisal, seduction, erm… transaction, pleasure, and explosive climax, ultimately followed by disappointment and hasty escape.
Or, what I call, “Tuesday.”
You definitely, definitely don’t want to forward to 2:57 to see Klingon [...]
Uh, Fun?: Goofy Star Trek Helmet Toy
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Contrary to what you might think, what appealed to me most about this ridiculous Star Trek helmet toy (featuring flashing light! and antenna thing!) wasn’t that it provided yet more compelling evidence of Star Trek’s inherent uncoolness.
No, I’m just reassured to know that in the future according to Star Trek, simple-yet-effective technology will have been [...]
Dance to It: Star Trek “Pain” Song Remix
Thursday, January 28th, 2010I know, I know, yet another catchy Star Trek song powered by insanity.
But I dare you not to dance to the sound of Spock’s pain. (Pain. Pain.)
Via The Daily What, who would dance to the sound of Spock tweezing a hangnail.
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Temple of Luuurve: Star Trek Klingon Great Hall Wedding Cake [Geeky Cake]
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010To Sue and Mark, the claimants of this Klingon Great Hall Wedding Cake from A Better Cheesecake bakery, I say: May you love violently for many war-torn years to come.
Photo Credit: klinqueen on Flickr
Which I’m pretty sure is about the nicest thing you can say in “Klingon” to Star Trek nerds.
Via Retroist, who lives long-ish, [...]
