Um, You’re Doing It Wrong: Captain Kirk Gives a Kissing Lesson [Video]
Tuesday, November 30th, 2010Well, this lesson on kissing from Captain Kirk in the video below might explain why so many of you Trekkies are virgins. Especially his signature move at the end. Wow, she really FELL for him.*
Impressive Nerdery: Star Trek Home Computer [Video]
Monday, November 29th, 2010This guy programmed his home computer’s interface to look just like the one from Star Trek: The Next Generation. And then here’s an approximation of what happened next: “Computer, replicate me a girlfriend. Please, Computer. PLEASE. I’M SO ALONE. No? Fine, then replicate me another sandwich. With extra mayo. This ass isn’t going to get [...]
This Is Your Fault, Star Trek!: Klingon Rap Music Video
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010Wow. Trekkies continue to insist upon turning the nerd dial to 11. In this case, we’ve got a German dude dressed up in a Klingon mask while performing a fully-formed, grammatical-correct Klingon rap to the tune of Eminem’s classic “Without Me.” And because every German/Klingon rapper/rocker needs a stage name, he’s dubbed himself “Klenginem.”* (GET IT?) So check [...]
Yep, Works for Me: Ladies of Star Trek Jack-O’-Lanterns
Friday, October 22nd, 2010If the many Star Trek spin-off series did anything right, it was cast fine-looking ladies in highly-spandexed outfits. And then exit gracefully after a long arc of successful seasons. HA, HA. Just kidding… THEY WERE CANCELED! Anyway, I deem these Jack-o’-lanterns by the Pumpkin Geek… acceptable. Via technabob, who exited gracefully after a long arc of [...]
Oh, Star Trek: Captain Picard Wedding Cake [Geeky Cake]
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010Yet another reminder that Star Trek nerds continue to procreate. Sigh. Via boingboing by way of Cake Wrecks, who has the good sense not to make out with Star Trek cakes unless she’s in the privacy of her own home. Find Captain Picard action figures on Ebay
More Bad News, Trekkies: Worf Is a Klingon Punching Bag
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010Here’s seven minutes of Worf getting his ass kicked. Who’s your Klingon hero now, Star Trek nerds? I believe the Vulcan word for this is “pansy”. Via Topless Robot, who is furiously shaking his head while flipping through his prized Vulcan-English Dictionary. Find Klingon costumes on Ebay
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