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Monday, November 24th, 2008If you can count on Japan for two things, it’s (1) having cell phone technology that will finally arrive here in the States about the same time as “green” cars that run on apple juice and cat farts, and (2) inventive (i.e., fuggin’ weird) new fetishes and ways to capitalize upon them.
In fact, just this [...]
The Supporting Characters Who Couldn’t Handle the Pressure. Or the Head Trauma. - Smallville Comedy
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008Sure, Lex Luthor did finally bail on Smallville after seven seasons, but only after he had sustained more bodily damage than a human can withstand without resembling a bowl of lumpy mashed potatoes. (The kind with little, chewy bits of potato skin in it.)
Other supporting characters from Smallville didn’t share his resilience. Or his burning, [...]
Lois Lane Drowns. A Lot. - Smallville Comedy
Sunday, October 26th, 2008When you watch this wince-inducing video of Lois Lane’s history of injuries during her four full seasons on Smallville, try to forget that she gets stabbed… and dies. (At 2:38 in the video.) And forget that her lungs are more waterlogged than the grand dining room of Titanic, thanks to unfortunate and multiple drowning [...]
Giveaway: Comic-Con Swag Featuring the Bat-Signal Pen I Want to Keep for Myself!
Monday, October 20th, 2008Sure, Comic-Con ended in July, but the memories last a lifetime. And so does the swag, if you keep it in a protective plastic bag on a seldom-visited shelf in your apartment, like I do.
Anyway, I made a visit to the aforementioned-shelf yesterday with my trusty Feather Duster of Alacrity for the monthly Ceremonial Enthusiastic [...]
Lionel Luthor Had the Evil Beat Right Out of Him - Smallville Comedy
Sunday, October 19th, 2008Ah, Lionel Luthor. A.k.a., The Magnificent Bastard. A.k.a., The Glorious Bastard. I noticed as I was compiling this video of his injuries, abuses, and mishaps over his seven seasons on Smallville that the intensity of his evil diminished in proportion to how much physical damage he sustained.
Consider this: he goes all but unscathed until the [...]
Chloe Sullivan, Loyal Friend and Human Crash-Test Dummy - Smallville Comedy
Sunday, October 12th, 2008Poor, long-suffering Chloe Sullivan. Out of all of the heavily-abused people who have circled Clark Kent’s orbit–Lana, Pete, Lex, Lionel, Mama Kent, Papa Kent–Chloe’s the only one still hanging around, patiently awaiting her next strangulation. Or beat-down. Or car crash. Or fall off a building. Or exploding house.
Whatever. She can totally list Doing impressions [...]
