Giveaway: The Simpsons: The Complete Twelfth Season on DVD!
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Whew. It’s a good thing I’m back on blogging duty, where I can start giving away free, shiny movie-discs to you fine people again. Otherwise, the part of my brain that produces generosity starts to atrophy. The resulting vacuum in my skull cavity invites the engorgement of the part of my brain that demands I [...]
Custom Toys Present Homer Simpson as Marvel Superheroes
Sunday, March 8th, 2009Well… to be more specific: custom toys featuring Homer Simpson as two Marvel superheroes and one supervillain. Toycutter found this seller on Ebay who created Homer Hulk, Homer Thing, and Homer Doc Ock. Made in Mexico, with “free shipping from Texas,” these scream “toy smuggling ring.” But who am I to complain about a little [...]
This Carving of Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons Makes a Single Turnip a Little Less Useless
Thursday, December 11th, 2008Much like George Lucas’s penchant for writing screen plays, the Beverly Hills Cop franchise, and the biological conception of any of those jacktards on The Hills… turnips probably started out as a reasonably good idea, but at some point took a hard left turn at “no longer retaining any merit.” Except as a punchline on [...]
The Top Five Geek Celebrities You Can Not Believe Are Scientologists
Friday, August 22nd, 2008These are two things that I know: First, it sucks when someone you count on lets you down. Like when the same dude who gives you gems like Lethal Weapon and The Road Warrior turns out to hate on Jews with the same passion with which he worships at the Temple of Boozehounds. Yeah. I [...]
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