Fan-boy-tastic: TMNT Fan Film “Fight the Foot” [Video]
Monday, January 24th, 2011Rule of thumb: you’re not doing your fan film right unless you use it as an excuse to work with a hot young actress. Just remember these four words: “I’ll make you famous.” And, no, you shouldn’t mention to her that your elaborate exercise in cosplay has no chance of becoming her “breakout role.”
Charming: TMNT Theme Played by Hand Fart [Video]
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011Sure, you’re going to feel positively dirty watching this video of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon theme song faithfully recreated by way of hand farts, but it’ll be that special, satisfying variety of dirty that your mother never wanted you to know about. You know, I’d judge this guy for spending considerable time learning how [...]
HOLY WOW: Three-Year-Old Finger Paints a Ninja Turtle [Video]
Monday, November 22nd, 2010Finally: definitive proof that all those Baby Einstein DVDs do work! You’re not wasting your money at all, parents! This kid is available for commissions, but thanks to annoying child labor laws, you’ll have to work it out under the table. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Thanks, Russia!: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Featuring Predator
Monday, November 22nd, 2010Because copyright laws in Russia are apparently looser than George Lucas’s grasp of fundamental character development, we can enjoy a series of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comics co-starring a Predator. Who enjoys hamburgers. Because obviously. Via i09, who figures that with headlines like, “Aliens Come to Earth, Enjoy Fast Food with Mutant Reptiles,” April O’Neil [...]
Halloween Hangover: Animatronic Krang Costume [Cosplay]
Monday, November 1st, 2010Brace yourselves; over the next several hours I’m going to pummel you with my favorite Halloween costumes spewed forth by the internet tubules over the weekend. For now, feast your eyeholes on this homemade Krang costume from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Melissa D. on Flickr, featuring no less than an animatronically-animated Krang. (Be sure [...]
Your Pizza’s Here: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Van
Friday, October 22nd, 2010So, 23-year-old college student Brittney Schneck funneled her pennies earned working as a part-time cashier and car-detailer into converting a ’94 Dodge Caravan into a straight-up Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles van. I see a bright future for Brittney as the world’s favorite pizza delivery girl. Too bad about those two extra years of college education, [...]
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