Sure, Works for Me: Avenging Unicorn Playset
Thursday, October 21st, 2010I don’t know what this unicorn’s problem is, but I’ve never been one to question irrational(?) anger towards humanity at large. From the description on ThinkGeek: Each unicorn comes with four different horns of power. Includes three victims pre-punctured for easy stabbing. Unicorns get mad too – let the anger out! They say “unicorns get [...]
Haunting, Much?: Lego Mosaic of General Zod in the Phantom Zone
Thursday, October 14th, 2010Speaking of Superman II, here’s a creepy-riffic Lego mosaic by Chris Doyle of General Zod and his buddies trapped in the Phantom Zone. They don’t look happy. Via Brothers Brick, who thinks they’re just doing their “O” faces. Find custom Superman Lego minifigs on Ebay
Yep: GI Joe Figure Looks Like Saddam Hussein
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010So Dial Tone here was clearly hired by the G.I. Joe organization for his potential utility as a spy who could infiltrate the now-defunct Saddam Hussein administration as one of the many doppelgangers who surrounded the former dictator. And now I guess he troubleshoots internet outages at G.I. Joe headquarters or something. Anyway, I hope [...]
Autobots, Transform and Self-Examine Out!: Pink Bumblebee for Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Monday, October 11th, 2010This custom-painted Transformer by Solrac333 on the Toy Soup forums reminds us all that we should be keenly aware of the health and condition of breasts. Not that I need any reminding. And I’m available to make semi-professional assessments. (For science!) Via Fanmode, who makes breast assessments for purely non-medical reasons. Find custom Transformers toys on [...]
So Now I’m Covetous: Han Solo in Carbonite Lego Minifig
Friday, September 24th, 2010Oh, Lego technology, how far you’ve come. Previous (and, recent, mind you!) versions of the Lego Han Solo in carbonite piece were rudimentary at best, and ugly at worst. But this most recent incarnation–available as an accessory included with the LEGO Star Wars Slave 1 set–is a frigging work of art. And apparently I’m not the [...]
Please Explain: Wind-Up Clockwork Carl Sagan
Thursday, September 16th, 2010So who knew that a post featuring both Cthulhu and Hello Kitty wouldn’t be the creepiest thing on the blog, today? (I’ll give you two hints: 1. Me. 2. Your daddy. P.S. I’m your father! GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM.) You are looking at a creep-tastic, custom-made wind-up toy of a steampunk-looking Carl Sagan by Larriva on [...]
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