Let’s Call It What It Is: The Awesome Cake [Geeky Cake]
Thursday, January 27th, 2011You know I’m not prone to vociferous adoration characterized by the OMG LULZ LOVE IT WANT! noise that plagues our internet tubules, so you know that when I call this cake, “Awesome,” it’s because that’s what cake artisan Barbara Garrard damn well named it. Because “awesome” is apparently what you find at the intersection of [...]
Innocence… LOST: Decapitated Unicorn Cake [Geeky Cake]
Monday, December 6th, 2010There’s nothing more sweet and innocent than a unicorn cake. (With a pink bow on its tail!) Let’s slice into this thing and enjoy some sugary goodness, shall we? OMG THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE UNICORN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEE Via That’s Nerdalicious, who thinks that unicorn looks just as surprised as we were. [...]
Tastes Like Magic Chicken: Canned Unicorn Meat
Friday, November 19th, 2010The previously-April-Foolish canned unicorn meat is now available on Thinkgeek as an honest-to-goodness product, in the form of dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. Which I think is awesome. Mostly because I’m glad someone finally knocked those arrogant magic horses back down to earth. Pricks. Find canned unicorn meat on ThinkGeek
Sure, Works for Me: Avenging Unicorn Playset
Thursday, October 21st, 2010I don’t know what this unicorn’s problem is, but I’ve never been one to question irrational(?) anger towards humanity at large. From the description on ThinkGeek: Each unicorn comes with four different horns of power. Includes three victims pre-punctured for easy stabbing. Unicorns get mad too – let the anger out! They say “unicorns get [...]
Place Your Bets…: Dolph Lundgren vs. A Unicorn
Friday, September 10th, 2010Watch this video. It’s magical. And as far as I’m concerned, is 100% about documenting the build-up to and actual confrontation between Dolph Lundgren and a rainbow-loving unicorn. And is not at all about trying to sell overpriced software that saves you from yourself when you click on EXE attachments in emails from Nigerian bankers. [...]
Which Horn Is More Magical?: Unicorn vs. Narwal Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, August 30th, 2010The internet would tear itself apart trying to figure out who* to root for. Via Ugliest Tattoos, who wishes this guy luck getting laid once he’s out of his early 20s, when “lack-of-forethought” and “random acts of stupidity” stop being attractive qualities. * If I’m going to end the sentence with a preposition anyway, then [...]
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