I’m Back and Stuff!
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011Good news, people! You can finally quit your despairing and general verklempting, because I’m back from hiatus. Source My absence from the blog was due to my starting a new long-term occupational engagement which requires the full attention of all of my considerable resources, including my devastating handsomeness, fresh scent, and keen smartiness. So what [...]
Don’t… Don’t You Want Me: Slow Posting for the Next Week
Monday, January 31st, 2011I’m traveling for work, so expect slower posting over the next week. And by “slower,” I mean, “possibly nonexistent.” But, look! Here’s a picture of Calvin and Hobbes-inspired snowmen impaled on the Ellifrett Structure at the University of Wyoming. Now your simple mind has been distracted from its previously-distraught state by an object of delight. [...]
Happy Holidays, It’s Vacation Time!
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010Even though I haven’t posted anything for the past couple of days, I know some of you can’t take a hint, so: I’m on vacation! That means blogging and twittering and Facebooking and general interaction with the internets for me will vary wildly between light, sporadic, and nonexistent through January 1st. via But dry those [...]
Contest!: Got a Tagline for Great White Snark? You Could Win a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate
Thursday, May 27th, 2010Hi, people. I’m currently working on a new blog design for GWS. (In part because I’ve decided that “2003″ is no longer a good look.) One of the things I don’t like about the current design is that new visitors arriving on the blog look at the header and probably have no idea what the [...]
A Special Thanksgiving Message from Great White Snark
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009This year, I’m giving thanks for two things: One: skydivers. There’s nothing more delectable than the taste of surprised disorientation with a chaser of shock and horror. (Surprise! I can fly.) Two: you, the GWS readers. If I met you in person, I’d probably thank the hell out of you. But you can’t really blame [...]
Join Great White Snark on the Interwebs
Sunday, October 5th, 2008Remember how just the other day, you were all, “Man, I sure do wish I could cram more of what Great White Snark is cooking into my life.” And then you were all, “Wow, all this wishing makes me sleepy. Grrrr.” Well, good news. Your wishing days are over, because there’s plenty more of me [...]
