Thanks to this Photoshop job of a “real-life” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by binome on Worth1000, I find my usually-indomitable vocabulary reduced to the most painful and trite of exclamatory internet cliches.
It’s like by brain–in a fit of spastic glee at the sight of this adorable little ninja bastard–has failed to responsibly fire the neurons that would normally turn things like “Full of WIN!” into multi-syllabic, adult-type adjectives and other descriptors.
Anyway, here’s what my hobbled word-factory finally produced; feel free to judge me:
HA HA! LOOK! EPIC TURTLE FTW! W000000T
Via Geekologie, who is awash with victory.
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Aren’t ye a cute lil turtle… aye ye are aye ye… wha is tha ye have there? A wee toothpick? Wha are ye plannin.. no… ah! Neh the eyes neh the eyes!